That Dog Won’t Hunt
What is it going to take to be able to compete in business over the next 24 months? As the economy improves (it can’t get any worse, can it?) we are all looking for ways to increase our business faster and better than the next guy. And I don’t think things have changed much since my Granddad was around.
My granddad was 104 years young when he left this earth, and was probably one of the most stable people I ever knew. Nothing much ruffled him. Even when I was a kid, I don’t remember him ever really losing his temper or throwing a tantrum, but of course in those days, the adults took great pains to take their personal issues behind closed doors. One of my granddad’s favorite sayings was, “that dog just won’t hunt” when something was not going his way. And like father like son so to speak, I picked up some of his slang over the years and use it as well.
When I was a kid, I would ask my granddad, “what does that mean?” And he would always respond with, well, “we’ll just have to see if this dog can pick up a scent or not.” Generally he would be referring to the level of customer support that he was receiving. And more often than not, if they could not resolve the issue, my granddad would walk away shaking his head saying, “well that dog sure ain’t gonna hunt.” Generally that meant that he was going to take his project or business elsewhere.
Old Fashioned Customer Support
The latest Accenture study that surveyed more than 5,000 customers in 12 countries underlined that there is no end in sight to the rise in customer service expectations. Are you kidding me? They actually did a study to determine if people still expect good customer support? I was trying to come to grips with anytime in my history here on earth that people did not expect good customer support. And guess what? You’re right! I couldn’t think of a time! Thinking back to when I was a kid and the filling station attendant would gas up your car, clean your windshield and check your oil, I suppose was a time that service may have exceeded peoples expectations, but that is doubtful, because I remember working at one of those stations, and people expected that level of service. Even now, when I pull into my regular oil change place, they jump through hoops making sure that I get a fresh cup of coffee, and rush to get the car out of the bay so I can be on my way. The other day I pulled into a tire supply store for new tires. The floor rep was very detailed as he told me about the tire that he recommended for my SUV. It wasn’t the most expensive tire offered, nor was it the cheapest. But he showed me the difference, and allowed me to choose. He also took me to the lounge and showed me where the free beverages were, along with remote control to the tv.
This same Accenture study mentions that companies that fail to meet expectations will lose customers. Well, duh….it goes on to say that 87 percent of the people had changed vendors due to poor customer service. I hope they didn’t pay a huge amount for that fresh insight….my granddad would have given it to them for free…..
